Adult porn site Brazzers knows a thing or two about fulfilling endings.
So when wrestling fans totally crapped on the ending to the main of event of WWE’s Hell in a Cell pay-per-view this past Sunday, it didn’t take long for Brazzers’ social media team to provide the money shot of trolling.
Fans watching the pay-per-view live at the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, Calif., on television and online heavily booed the main event’s climax, which saw the WWE Universal Champion Seth Rollins get disqualified after he brutalized his unconscious opponent, “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt – who was lying under a pile of chairs and ladders, with a sledgehammer shot to the noggin.
The irony of the ending is the ref stopped and disqualified Rollins — in a supposed no disqualification match.
“Hey WWE, let us know if you need advice on how to craft logical and coherent storylines with satisfying finishes,” Brazzers tweeted Monday morning.
Hey WWE, let us know if you need advice on how to craft logical and coherent storylines with satisfying finishes #HIAC
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) October 7, 2019
On the WWE Network show The Bump Wednesday morning, the wrestling company tried to fan the flames of the botched storyline finish by having referee Rod Zapata take the fall, with him stating the champion, Rollins, was “clearly doing whatever it was going to take to win the match.”
Hell in a Cell referee Rod Zapata explains why he stopped The Fiend vs. Rollins pic.twitter.com/dgz7v3NaAW
— Fightful Wrestling (@FightfulWrestle) October 9, 2019
“I had to think of the competitor’s safety and at the moment, I did what I thought was best,” said Zapata.
That reasoning didn’t stop fans from crapping on the main event’s ending or WWE programming in general, which has suffered from lacklustre storytelling for many months.
“I don’t know what’s better, the fact WWE messed up so bad a porn site can correctly make this comment or that the actual Bray Wyatt liked this tweet,” tweeted one fan.
I don’t know what’s better, the fact WWE messed up so bad a porn site can correctly make this comment or that the actual Bray Wyatt liked this tweet 😂
— Elian Williams 🏴 (@elianwilliams3) October 8, 2019
“Trust me, WWE doesn’t know how to make fans happy with their finishes,” tweeted another.
Trust me, WWE doesn’t know how to make fans happy with their finishes
— WWE Critic (@WWECritics) October 7, 2019
“I don’t know what happened either. There was a whole lot of pounding and choking but nothing happened,” joked another Twitter user.
I don’t know what happened either. There was a whole lot of pounding and choking but nothing happened.
— Daniel Horrorssy (@DK_Hennessy) October 7, 2019
In any case, if WWE ever needs to take a page out of the Brazzers playbook, they could always bring back Canadian wrestler Sean Morley, who wrestled for the company in the late `90s as adult porn star character Val Venis.
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