Will you be able to get Chick-fil-A on Thanksgiving? They’ve done it again, for the fourteenth straight year your parents overcooked the turkey. While you prefer dark meat, burnt-to-a-crisp-black might be a little too dark for your bird this year. So what can you do when your relatives overcooked the turkey, turned the mashed potatoes […]
Can you stop by Whole Foods on Thanksgiving? They finally did it. They killed the turkey. They killed it but good. This is what happens when people try to cook turkeys in deep friars, dead birds. Well, re-dead birds, I guess. Sure, some of it is cooked and it probably tastes pretty good, but the […]
Can you go to Lowe’s on Thanksgiving Day? Thanksgiving is a wonderful time. A time for family to get together, be around one another, and celebrate all the reasons we have to be thankful. Thankful for things like food, shelter, clothes, and a local pro sports team that doesn’t completely suck. People should also be […]
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